ridiculous hair. outdated clothes. perpetual college student. Tudor era obsession. books that entertain and don't preach. music that is loud without being noise. food network, and law&order:svu marathons. being both 8 years old and 60 years old, wrapped up in 22 years of insecurities. chipped toenail polish and a constant headache. lame jokes and a pink calculator watch. xix.